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John Goddammit
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Dear MTB....you never steered me wrong before.

I have a serious question for once.

When sitting down working on the computer, and normally wearing jeans or a nice pair of daks, well.....when I fart my balls really start to seriously itch. Ya know how the fart sneaks up the cracks instead of blowing out the fabric? I don't mean just a tickle, I mean a two handed scratch is needed. What's the cause? And more important, the solution?

(Don't suggest some sort of powder, as I tried this and just got my boxers full of gooey and sticky balls of dough)
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Who the hell in their right mind wears clothes whilst at the computor?
You need to strip off and post pics.
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Your flatulence is less of a problem than is your lack of hygiene. Bar soap hot water and a stiff scrub brush used at least once daily will take care of your problem.

And for the love of god stop scratching and sniffing.
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you are the wise one for sure

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Like totally!

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sitting naked at the computer works for me......makes it more fun to smell your own farts

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John Goddammit
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How in the hell did ya know....I mean who the fuck says I scratch and sniff? I must say that the stiff brush was very painful and uncomfortable. Now i don't itch as much, but I have to carefully remove the little scabs now. They burn.
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TheMagicTaintBall
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Use bag balm stinky man.
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John Goddammit
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My balls itch again.
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